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Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
There are 10 types of people in this world; Those who understand binary and those that don't.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
My uncle claimed to be a world war two recreationist. He wasnt. He ran a hardware store. But he didnt let that stop him from trying to invade France.
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
I'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
We're drowning in information, but starving for knowledge.
She wasn't that fat
If cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Only the truly intelligent know when they are being stupid.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety
Failure: When your best just isn't enough.
Even murder has it's ugly side.
Anything new, anything worth doing, can't be recognized. People just don't have that much vision.
Everything should be made as simple as possible but not simpler.
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Man is only truly great when he acts from passion.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.
Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.
When all you have is an hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
When all you have is an axe, every problem looks like hours of enjoyment.
A statement of fact cannot be insolent.
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth.
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Things are only impossible until they're not.
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
There?s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.
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